welp. im meant to make a post to look classy so that i can promote my website but of course stupid me puts deep diary entries to promote myself. im very embarrassed about them just so you know, but i wont take them down because im not sure how to delete a damn blog.
what if somebody comes on this website and is like 'well this is a weird rabbit hole i've fallen into. where is this girls actual music?? its just her damn diary!'
well to introduce you IDIOTS, it is my website and i do what i want! im a almost 18 year old girl *aug 11*, im quitting fucking around and taking my shit serious. you stumble across my blog you feel niche. but over time, ill be like the deviantart artists who make crossover drawings between cartoons, except its celebs and cartoons.
shit, why do i make you guys feel homely here like you already know all about me? do you even know what a deviantart is?
i need a straightforward description like they do on those damn twitter profiles, you could tell who's a stan and who's a musician. you can tell who's an artist and who's a nerd. here ya cant tell. im a mix of them all.
why does my website and banner look professional but im not famous? cause im a damn computer. i am a GENIUS. AI NEEDS ME. you can hire me as a photographer, a editor, a animator, an artist in GENERAL. thats the side of me people dont fucking know, so dont FUCK WITH ME if youre a doubter.
what the hell else do i do? well, let's figure it out.
when i was little, i'd watch MTV all day and wish I was a popstar, but my mom always catered me to be a doctor since it pays the most. yes, at like 5. however, don't come at my mom, she just didn't have much idea what i was about. but quickly i developed a love for the arts thanks to my grandparents aka my moms parents. tataie lica also played instruments and so did i. i played his violin. did yall know my grandpa lica made his own violin from scratch? im reminiscent of that. everything i do is from scratch. from shirts to 3D glasses and perhaps a computer if i was given the chance.
oh right, yall dont even know my name! my name is MS. RIANNA. QUEEN RIANNA. MS.THE-LESBIAN-YOU-EMASCULATED-HOES-GO-AGAINST RIANNA. i think you'll see more of me once i blog vacation pictures to show i actually have a LIFE.
who wants a blog of my current playlist of what i'm listening to? i'll give it. just wait. this is my featured public blog i want people to see. the shit seems so niche. a blog? really? no twitter? well FUCK TWITTER. my website is better. it's 'CUSTOMIZABLE'.
what's on my mind? making speedpaints like i always wanted to when i was little. those FNAF anime ones. except i'll draw a celebrity perhaps. don't know.
do i have to shout random things i love out to get more attraction? kay. CLONE HIGH! DAN VS! OLD TECHNOLOGY! PASSION PIT! IPODS! IPHONE 3RD GENERATION! NICKI MINAJ! CHILDISH GAMBINO! EMINEM! TAYLOR SWIFT! ARIANA GRANDE! HOMESTUCK!
what do i hate? ugly cunts. a lot of pussies who throw rocks but hide their hands. shut tHA FUCK UP! ill spit on you. ya ugly, ya like object show replicates, ya ugly. think youre so edgy but the moment i call you ugly you put on weezer.
lemme take my meds. its 12:00 AM exactly. i'll be right back when i finished taking my 7 pills. and im NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING.
12:01 AM. damnnn. that was the fastest ive taken my meds. i mean its probably 6, cause the 7th i don't consider a pill i consider it candy. it tastes awesome so suck my balls.
shit, i'm meant to put a pic at the end of each blog but i wanna do it midway. if you see a random picture somewhere, i added it just now. haha.
well it's 2 am and i forgot to write anything further for this blog. have at it guys. my FIRST professional blog!!!! have a lovely night you guys.
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